YO MAMA

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.


Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."


Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.


Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.



Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!



Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.




Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!




Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.


Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"


Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.


Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.


Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.


Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.


Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!


Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.


Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.


Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.


Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.


Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!